Batting Around A Few Names

Does this look like the face of a drug user?
This is our dog McGwire. If you will notice the spelling you will see it is not the typical spelling you usually see. He was named after Mark McGwire. Now today's news made us reconsider honoring our dog with the name of a baseball player suspected of using steriods.

We have compiled a list of names to replace our dogs tainted moniker:

• Dopey


• Roid
  
• Alan Junior
  
• Fransisco (that's fun to say)
  
• Father Jai (after our former priest whom we are pretty sure has not used steroids)

Please feel free to add your suggestions under the comments section or via email.

Say it isn't so Mark.

I just wanted to believe.