Here are the answers:
- Frosty the Snowman – “Happy birthday! Hey, I said my first words.”
- A Christmas Carol - "God bless us, every one!"
- Scrooged - I'm gonna give you a little advice Claire. Scrape 'em off. You wanna save somebody? Save yourself.
Oh well that's a really nice attitude. Merry Christmas.
Bah humbug.
- Elf - It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me...
- Die Hard - "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
- A Christmas Story – “He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.” “He does not!” “He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!”
- Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer – “Why weren't you at elf practice?” “Just fixing these dolls' teeth.”
“Just fixing...? Now listen, we have dolls that cry, talk, walk, blink and run a temperature. We don't need any chewing dolls!”
- The Santa Clause - I don't know, Scott. You're as healthy as a horse.
Yeah! Clydesdale!
So what? You put on a little weight.
Weight? Does this look like a little weight to you?
- It’s a Wonderful Life "Dear George, remember no man is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the wings, Love Clarence."
- National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation - Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny _______ Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ___ down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of _________ this side of the nuthouse.
- A Charlie Brown Christmas - I know how you feel about all this Christmas business, getting depressed and all that. It happens to me every year. I never get what I really want. I always get a lot of stupid toys or a bicycle or clothes or something like that.
What is it you want?
Real estate.
- Jingle All the Way -I want the Turbo Man action figure with the arms and legs that move and the boomerang shooter and his rock'n roller jet pack and the realistic voice activator that says 5 different phrases including, "It's Turbo time!" Accessories sold separately. Batteries not included.
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Welcome, Christmas, bring your cheer. Cheer to all Whos far and near. Christmas Day is in our grasp so long as we have hands to clasp. Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we. Welcome Christmas while we stand, heart to heart and hand in hand.
- Home Alone - This is *Christmas*. The season of perpetual hope. And I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son.
- Christmas with the Cranks -You're skipping Christmas! Isn't that against the law? (Based on Skipping Christmas by John Grisham)
- Jack Frost - A snowdad is better then no dad.
- White Christmas - That's very funny. Ho, ho, ho. The crooner is becoming the comic.
- Polar Express - Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.
- Family Man - Annie: Do you like kids?
Jack: On a case-by-case basis.
Annie: Do you know how to make chocolate milk?
Jack: I think I could figure it out.
Annie: Promise you won't kidnap me and my brother and plant stuff in our brains?
Jack: Sure.
Annie: Welcome to earth.
Thank you Sean, Alexis, August, Aaron and Mr. Kottke for playing a long. Turns out nobody gave our family a fruitcake. We did however get a pound of coffee, a tote bag with photo albums, and fuzzy socks. Unfortunately, Atticus tried to eat the fuzzy socks. Guess you get coffee and photo albums. I'll be by Miller sometime to drop off your "prize."
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