Collecting Money for Bail in Case He is Arrested for Being a Pimp

Sometimes when I write I worry that maybe I am picking on somebody and maybe their feelings will be hurt by my words. Other times it is as if somebody is saying, "Go ahead. I dare you." Imagine me opening my email this morning only to see this carrot (pun intended) dangled before me:

Really? Is this really necessary? Cole thinks he needs a matching hat. We already know that there are pants to match.

The most popular question is "Why?" For the love of all that is good, Whhhhhyyyyy?

Augie thinks that this is perfect for firearms season. Nothing like formal orange.

But wait. Jenee remembers this has been done before:




Yes, Brian, yet again you are on the cutting edge of fashion.